Jokes

Well i'm not exactly sure what i'm supposed to be saying on this thing so i'm just gonna ramble on about everything, well so far over the last week we've just been filled in on all the tests we're gonna be getting over the next 2 weeks!
Most of them should be fine but there's one or two i'll get worried about.
I've also decided that programming is probably my favourite class in this course so far. I think is pretty interesting and the teacher's extremely nice.
Oh and i Got bored the other day and started looking up a load of bad jokes on the internet,
Thought I might as well paste them in and post them up on this! .

There are 2 cowboys in the Kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"